I went to a restaurant for lunch with my mom today and I, first of all, can't begin to understand people who talk down to their waitresses. Seriously, they're people, too, and if you want your check then you can get off the phone and ask. You don't need to snap like some sort of lizard. Geez, people, is that too much to ask?
And secondly, fortune cookies annoy me. There's this little "Speak Chinese" thing on the back of all of them, which is kind of cool, except for one thing: Chinese isn't a language. There is a Chinese people, Chinese food, Chinese culture, Chinese decor - there's just about a Chinese anything. Except for a language. Ther